Shit Social Media Douchebags Say

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Social Media Douchebags use fancy words like "viral," "synergy," or "engagement." Please try to contribute single words, not expressions. Let's fill up this list!

VIRAL

ENGAGEMENT

INFLUENCER

SYNERGY

LEVERAGE

WORD-OF-MOUTH

VIRALITY

SOCIAL MEDIA IQ

KLOUT

PARADIGM SHIFT

STORYTELLING

FOLLOW ME

PINTEREST

TWITTER

TWITTERIZE

COVERSATION

CONVERSATION

CURATION

CONVERSION

RAPPORT

BUILDING RELATIONSHIPS

TWEET IT

HYPERCONNECTED

BESPOKE

SCALE-UP

RETURN ON INFLUENCER

SHIT

SEXY

HOT

GURU

RETURN ON INVESTMENT

REAL TIME

GAMIFICATION

PLATFORM AGNOSTIC

MOBILE FIRST

SOCIALIZE

IMPACTFUL

NINJA

ROCKSTAR

DIGITAL ENERGY

KEYWORDS KEYWORDS KEYWORDS

SEO VALUE

ROI

BLOGOSPHERE

SENTIMENT ANALYSIS

EARNED MEDIA

MEME

SOCIAL MEDIA LANDSCAPE

ATTENTION ECONOMICS

IDEATION

BUZZ

CLOUD COMPUTING

PERSONAL BRAND

SCALABILITY

HYPER LOCAL

GRANULARITY

CROSS PLATFORM

GEO FENCING

LOYALTY

SOCIAL GRAPH

SIGNAL VS NOISE

HIVE

WISDOM OF THE CROWD

CONVERSATIONALIZE

PIN THAT SHIT

BRAND EQUITY

TWITTERFICATION

CROWD SOURCE

REACH

SEMANTIC WEB

MONETIZATION

HASHTAGS

FOLLOW FRIDAY

LONG TAIL

LIKEABILITY

BUZZWORTHY

PLATFORM

MEDIUM

SOCIAL

ENGAGE

AGILE

ORGANIC

ACTIONABLE

IDEATE

ADOPTION

TRANSCEND

GAMIFY

GOING FORWARD

UTILITY

CHECK OUT

WEBSCALE

POP

AWESOME

RECOMMENDATION ALGORITHM

BRAND

BRANDING

YOUTUBE

YOUTUBER

BLOG

BLOGGER

TUMBLR

SOCIAL MEDIA

YOUR MOM

TRACTION

SHARE

REPUTATION

SYNERGIZE

INTRINSIC LEADERSHIP QUALITY

CONVERSION

PINTERESTING

HASHTAG

RETWEET THAT SHIT

VANITY URL

MOBILE

IPHONE

IOS

IPAD

TABLE

SOCIAL CURRENCY

DATA AS CURRENCY

GROUNDBREAKING

BLEEDING EDGE

BRAND LOYALTY

HUMANIZE

COMMUNITY

HIGH TOUCH

CURATOR

CURATE

USER GENERATED CONTENT

INTEREST GROUPS

INFLUENTIAL

THOUGHT LEADER

SETH GODIN DOES IT

INTERACTIVE DESIGN

IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE

MOMENTUM

EXPERIENCE DESIGN

SOCIAL WEB

WEB 2.0

FUTURE CASTING

PAGE VIEWS

LIKES

SOCIAL BUZZ

COMMUNITY BUILDING

DIGITAL ENGAGEMENT

BOOKMARKLET

STICK A QR CODE ON IT

MEME MAKING

EXTEND THE NARRATIVE

SOCIAL INTEL

PARTICIPATION SPECTRUM

BIG DATA

DATA-DRIVEN

SHARED INTERESTS

PINTEREST HAS GIRLS ON IT

MASHUP

ORGANIC GROWTH

DISSEMINATION

KLOUT SCORE

AWARENESS

AMPLIFICATION

RICH

RICH NARRATIVE

AMPLIFY REACH

AUGMENT

AUTHENTICITY

GAME MECHANICS

FARMVILLE PARTNERSHIP

SOCIAL MEDIA BUZZ

IMMEDIACY

IMPACTIFICATION

GIFT ECONOMY

LEVERAGE SOCIAL CHANNELS

DRIVING CONVERSATION

IMMERSIVE DESIGN

SHARE OF VOICE

IMPRESSIONS

BUZZ WORTHY

GET FOLLOWERS AND YOU'LL WIN THE INTERNET

ENGAGEMENT RATE

360-DEGREE APPROACH

BACKCHANNEL

TRANSMEDIA

DIGITAL ECOSYSTEM

QR CODES ARE THE FUTURE

INCREASE STICKINESS

SOCIAL CRM

F COMMERCE

TWITTERSPHERE

BUZZ GRAPH

MEASURE INFLUENCE

TREND ANALYSIS

DISTRUPTION

SYNTHESIS

BRAND MONITORING

JOIN THE CONVERSATION

SOCIAL AGE

2.0

SCOPE CREEP

AMPLIFY

SUPER DOUCHEY

GRASSROOTS

STRATEGIC

CROSS-POLLINATE

OUTSIDE THE BOX

PINFLUENCE

MAKE IT "STICKY"

AUTHENTIC RELATIONSHIPS

VIRAL REACH

AMAZING

TRANSYLVANIA

DISRUPTIVE EMERGING BRANDS

HYPER PIVOT

LASER FOCUS

CONTENT STREAM

PIPELINE

FACEBOOK COMPETENCY

SOCIALNESS

TOUCH POINTS

LIFT

QUORA

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

PRODUCTIZE

MONETIZE

TWITTERING

INCENT

TIPPING POINT

INCENTIVIZE

THE

WEB

NET

MICROTRANSACTION

MICROPAYMENT

TRENDING

WIN WIN

NEGRO

PAID MEDIA

BOUGHT MEDIA

ASDF

BONERSOUP

EXPERT

CIRCLE BACK

SOCIAL MEDIA SCIENTIST

CLOUD

PIVOT

DATA CONFLUENCE

HOLISTIC

THIS SITE IS DUMB

YOUR DUMB

WHITE-SPACE

REACH OUT

PULSE

CEREBRAL

ASSIMILATE

GAP ANALYSIS

CLOSED-LOOP

SAAS

BRAIN SURGERY

ROCKET SCIENCE

110%

IMMERSE

OBAMATIZE

ZOMBIE

PSUDO-

FTW

JEDI

METRICS

COMFORT WITH AMBIGUITY

COMMUNITIZE

LEGENDARY

SUBSCRIBE

UNFRIEND

FLAME

VIRTUAL

DRIVING SYNERGY

COMMITMENT

FACEBOOK ME

SEA CHANGE

TWIT

ENTERPRISE-IZATION

UNDERCURRENT

CHECK IN

FEEDBACK LOOP

ONBOARDING

GAME CHANGER

EMBRACE

LOL

BTW

SEO

INSTAGRAM

GOOGLE+

CROWDSOURCE

CALL TO ACTION

EMPIREAVENUE

FACEBOOK

INTERACTIVITY

API

CAMPAIGN

EMAIL

FILTER

BIGDATA

INTERACTIONS

CONVERSATIONS

EARLY ADOPTERS

SOW

3.0

WHITEBOARD CLEAN ASAP

UMBRELLA

FOCAL POINT

PPT

SEMANTIC

SOCIABILITY

DOWNLINES

BACKLINK

TRANSPARENT

LOW TOUCH

EYEBALLS

UPSIZE

DIARIZE

AT THE END OF THE DAY

BLUE SKY THINKING

SOFTWARE MOBILIZATION

HARDWARE DE-INTEGRATION

TOUCHING BASE

THE NET-NET IS

PARADIGM

CSS

ENVELOPE

TWITTERTHORITY

FACEBOOKERISM

ORIGINALIZATION

SEMANTICALLY OBFUSCATED

STARTUP

WIZARD

- FACTOR

LOCKED AND LOADED

BOTTOM-LINE THINKING

BOTTOM LINE

WIINDOWS

MISPELLING

GEEK PEAK

GEEK

SUCKERFUCKER

SHACKERFUCKER

REVOLUTIONIZE

GOING VIRAL

ITHING

CONNECTIVITY

RELATIONSHIPS

OPPERTUNISTIC SELLING

CONNECT

EVANGELIST

OVERSHARING

BACKLINKS

TWEETDECK

HARNESS

VIRAL LIFT

EXOTIC

SHOCKING

OUTSIDE-IN

SILO

COHESIVE

UR A TOOL

CREEPING

STALKING

ANALYSIS PARALYSIS

WIN-WIN

WORD CLOUD

CUSTOMER CENTRIC

UTILIZE

MULTIPLATFORM

ENTERPRISE

SOCIAL ROI

PINTERN

KITSCHY

PERCOLATION

MOVING FORWARD

RIGHT-SIZING

STREAMLINE

ASAP

ENGAGED

HYPERLOCAL SYNDICATION

EVERGREEN

NURTURE

NEXT GENERATION

KPIS

CHILLAXING

OPERATIONALIZE OPINION

SIMPLIFICATION

FACTALIZATION

NEXTIFIED

PENIS

COCK

WHORE

BDSM

SCAT

POOP

INCEST

BEASTIALITY

F

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C

K

Y

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